Dear Martha Stewart,
I have no clue why you would think I care what you think about Rachel or Sarah. But now that I know, its obvious that your taste in fine things has eroded. In its place is envy. It does not suit you.
No longer will I go out of my way to check out your newest stuff at Macy’s or K-Mart or wherever you are selling your line.
Its no longer a good thing.
Signed a former and now disappointed fan,